Merry Christmas Everyone!

Just the three of us after Christmas Eve mass. About to eat some dinner before opening our gifts! See you next year!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Man, too much turkey makes me sleepy... Yawnnnnn...

Time to hit the sack!

Dingleberry time!

Just thought this photo was appropriate for my findings in the Urban Dictionary.

Dingleberry:

A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

Opps, my bad...

So what, I didn't make it in time! Everyone has their shares of accidents! My owner decided to put my nose up to my turd. As if that wasn't already complete humiliation, he decides to swat my ass! It's only a turd man! I was grounded for the nite, had to hang out in the back patio.

Alohoa!

Just got back from Hawaii!

Put that thing back in yo mouth!

So nasty... How can you live with yourself?

Now, that's what I'm talking about!

Finally a little fetch time!

Someone taking a dump?

I wont say which of my two owners, but SHE is always spending too much time in that damn bathroom! I just want to play some fetch...

Snooz'n

After a long hard day of chasing my squeek toy, running up and down the stairs, and running long laps in the back patio(8' x 8' box), I have to take a little nap.

Some peeps say I look like Snoopy

This is the only profile I can find where I look similar to the Snoop Dogg, I mean Snoopy.

Rollin in my six-fo!

Say "CHEESE"!

Do I look like a whimp?

Can I look any wussier than this?

Getting a little trim

I didn't have time to make an appointment with my hair dresser, so my owner is taking care of some split ends.

Waiting patiently

Once again, waiting for someone to toss my sour ass smelling squeek toy so I can go fetch it.

Where the hell are they?

Hanging around in the car, waiting for my owners to get back from the store.

Sporting my new jacket...

Straight Gangsta!

Dog Pound

This is the day after I got locked up. I was doing some hard time, shaved my hair to keep it easy while I was on the inside. I've learned my lesson, no more crap'n in the house anymore...

Rastafarian!

Just a little phase I was going through when I was a young buck.

MTV Cribs came by my pad today

This is my empty box crib, with a nice orange pimped out rags for my bedding. It's nothing too crazy, but all the bitches love it! Well you've seen my crib, now get the *#%@ out!

Me and the homies chillin on a Sunday afternoon...

That's "yella-belly" to my far left, "hawk nose" is the green dude, then me in the middle, "chimp" is to my right, "foxybrown" to the far right, and "lil bow wow" in the back. These were the thugs that started it all...

When I was a little lamb

This is my first day with my new owners. 8 weeks old, and chilling at my new pad!